I Remember When Hose Water Was Safe and the Earth Was Round Tee | Flat Earth Parody shirt. This soft, breathable tee carries a quiet, wry message about our changing world. A hand holds a garden hose, spraying a small, smiling globe while a tiny faucet perches on top — the illustration is gentle, playful, and a little melancholy. Underneath, the text reads: “I remember when hose water was safe and the earth was round,” a line that lands like a private joke and a nudge. Wear it on slow afternoons, at climate meetups, or while running errands to spark small conversations with people who appreciate humor with edge. The classic crewneck and relaxed cut make it easy to layer under a flannel or wear solo. It feels lived-in from the first wear, and the print keeps its detail wash after wash.
Product features
- 100% US-grown cotton (solid colors) — medium-weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a clean, low-waste silhouette
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main artwork for crisp, detailed graphics
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, and ethically sourced materials (Gildan 5000)
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
