This T-shirt carries a playful, slightly battered parchment print that reads “Things I Do: Drink / Know Things” with checked boxes — a wink to anyone who appreciates clever pop-culture humor and dry wit. Lightweight but substantial, the shirt sits comfortably with a classic crew neckline and a relaxed cut that layers easily under jackets or stands on its own. The vintage paper graphic feels at home in a pub quiz, a casual day out, or a low-key game night with friends. It’s made to be worn, laughed at, and worn again: the print techniques keep details crisp while the robust cotton holds shape after wash. For someone who likes to signal their sense of humor without shouting, this tee becomes part of the everyday rotation and the stories that come with it.
Product features
- Twill shoulder tape stabilizes seams to prevent stretching
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar retains shape; classic crew neckline for timeless fit
- Medium-weight 100% cotton (classic Gildan 5000) — durable, comfortable, Oeko-Tex certified
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner label and DTG for main artwork ensuring crisp, detailed print
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
